saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS
NO
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saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

(Source: lunacswitchyblog)

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

yutaan:

I’M GONNA CUT THIS OUTTA PAPER
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yutaan:

I’M GONNA CUT THIS OUTTA PAPER

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

(Source: vulpixwh0re)

Oh look. My gifs. And in the same order I posted them- THAT’S an extra level of eyerolling. And the blog of course doesn’t have their ask open, like most blogs that are just shameless re-posts. I like the 50 notes this re-post has. At least the fandom isn’t 3 people and a fork. -_-

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(Source: maryjblige)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

Anonymous sent: Hi! Does Fucking Nancy have parents ?

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

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Mon Colle Knights Episode 1- Atomic Rose

Look, I have two more versions of this gif saved, but the left one is the best I could get it to look for tumblr, while the right one is what happens when you maximise saturation and remember that tumblr likes bullshit graphics. An overly saturated gif of an atomic blast turning into a flower and losing a petal is everything I think of when I think of tumblr. Please re-post it. I want no credit for that rainbow monstrosity, but I need it to be shared. 

(Source: kakerukurosawa)

fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

amandaexmachina:

nitlon:

i think we all know the original otp is gilgamesh/enkidu

This post was First Year of college in a nutshell.

mayakern:

my last commission in support of my friend rian’s gender reassignment surgery!

i was asked to design a gorgon magical girl — which of course i was more than happy to do!

greek mythology + personality types

mhythology:

basically the figure from greek mythology that i think fits in best with each personality type! (find out yours here)

infp (healer) - cassandra

enfp (champion) - achilles

enfj (teacher) - chiron

infj (counselor) - patroclus

estj (supervisor) - hephastaeus 

istj (inspector) - atalanta

esfj (providor) - zeus

isfj (protector) - hestia

estp (promoter) - atë

istp (crafter) - artemis

esfp (performer) - apollo

isfp (composer) - dionysus

entj (field marshal) - odysseus

intj (mastermind) - athena

entp (inventor) - hermes

intp (architect) - muses

saltysalmonella:

The beginning of Angie’s life in highschool is marked by a strange phenomenon: The pond in the backwoods begins to take shape.
It had never been much of anything; maybe a large expanse of rotting mud. But suddenly the water level begins to rise. There is abrupt sound, all around the city toads begin to croak, and no where is safe from the onslaught of flies… Excluding Angie Kurt’s home.
Friends stop talking to her, her parents slowly become more and more distant, and more creatures, more sounds appear from the backwoods.
It’s up to lonely Angie to enter the woods to discover why The Pond has taken up a vendetta against the town. More importantly: Why exclude her?
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saltysalmonella:

The beginning of Angie’s life in highschool is marked by a strange phenomenon: The pond in the backwoods begins to take shape.

It had never been much of anything; maybe a large expanse of rotting mud. But suddenly the water level begins to rise. There is abrupt sound, all around the city toads begin to croak, and no where is safe from the onslaught of flies… Excluding Angie Kurt’s home.

Friends stop talking to her, her parents slowly become more and more distant, and more creatures, more sounds appear from the backwoods.

It’s up to lonely Angie to enter the woods to discover why The Pond has taken up a vendetta against the town. More importantly: Why exclude her?